Welcome to Cranky Kraken Co.

Born in the blistering heat of Cape Coral, Florida in 2025 (because apparently starting a business during a heatwave builds character), Cranky Kraken Co. was formed to bring high-quality, custom 3D printing to life—with a healthy dose of sarcasm and sea monster energy.

We specialize in transforming your STL files and curated designs into tangible treasures using precision-grade printers, vibrant multi-color filaments, and a refusal to settle for boring. Whether it’s a practical part, a personalized gift, or a bizarre creature you dreamed up at 3 a.m., we’ve got the tentacles—I mean tools—for the job.

Now, about Karl...
Karl is our cranky in-house kraken. Once a deep-sea recluse with a passion for perfection and a vendetta against ugly prints, Karl was lured ashore by the hum of stepper motors and the smell of freshly extruded filament. He may be moody, judgmental, and allergic to PLA fumes (probably), but he keeps the standards high and the sarcasm higher.
If you hear a splash and a muttered insult, that’s just Karl expressing approval.

So whether you’re browsing our limited design catalog or sending over your weirdest STL, just know: you’re in kraken-grade hands.